what the jerkies gave me for my birthday

The following birthday presents were given to me — with love — by the beautiful jerkies at NeWorld Theatre:

2 sealed air bags of good vibes
1 jessie richardson award
1 bottle of jagermeister (almost empty)
1 empty box of redbird matches
1 welcome kitty with gold bell
1 mt. pleasant karate club 7th annual tournament 2001 trophy (way to go camyar)
1 empty tin of altoids
2 books: my name is rachel corrie & dark age ahead (just what are they trying to tell me?)
1 prop dinosaur old school cell phone

thanks jerkies. i love you.