TYLENOL PM

So...let me tell you of a discovery we've made (Adrienne and I) about a drug that is currently unavailable in Canada called Tylenol PM. It's something I would recommend to all my friends. It's round. Blue on one side, white on the other. It says "Tylenol PM" on it quite modestly. After you take it (take 2, really), about an hour after, you begin to feel a bit hazy and dreamy and foggy but in a really fantastic way. Like your joints become lubricated. Suddenly your neck doesn't feel so tight, your wrists aren't so sore, and even typing feels good. You get in bed and you kind of float into sleep — right before you doze off you get the strong sensation that you are on an airmattress, and it's the height of summer, and you're floating down a river somewhere in Keremeos.

It's really worth the drive across the border, folks.